I collect funny stories because they are infallible indexes of public grievance. You cannot only predict, but pinpoint areas of grievance by the jokes that circulate. There are now floods of bilingual jokes, as well as Newfie jokes. Perhaps you have heard of the big Newfie breakthrough: the first hernia transplant . . . etc. The reason for the flood of Newfie jokes is quite simply the shift of the Newfoundland population from rural to urban areas. There is a new interface, creating much irritation. East Berliners express their grievances by pointing to the great Russian breakthrough: the crossing of glow-worms with body lice now permits the entire population of Russia to read Pravda in bed at night!